Tom Smykowski

Tom is a grad of an SEC school and is an avid college football fan with very little else to look forward to the other 8 months out of the year. Scotch is his drink of choice, and he is fully aware and unapologetic for constantly drinking too much of it. Likes a pleasant round of golf, and loves America.

Member Since 06/04/2013

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Breakfast of champions.

“Is it really necessary for me to be on this call?” PGP.

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A college sophomore just said “yes sir” to me. PGP.

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My boss just invited himself to my wedding. PGP.

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Watch this Chicago Badass Capture Our Hearts By Escaping A Tow Truck

Watch this Chicago Badass Capture Our Hearts By Escaping A Tow Truck

I am one conference call away from a Romo-like meltdown. PGP.

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RE: The person that starts their email message in the subject line…And finishes their statement in the actual email. PGP.

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Wearing golf pants to work has been the highlight of my week. PGP.

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My girlfriend gave up sex for lent.

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