The Engineering Department has a 56-inch flat screen mounted on the wall in full view of everybody on their side. I am not in the Engineering Department. PGP.

Even our HR guy hates HR. PGP.

The cashiers recognize me when I walk in at The Home Depot, Lowes, Target, PetsMart, and Jimmy Johns. PGP.

Gmail automatically marks the newsletter from my liquor store as “important.” PGP.

Wearing athletic shorts while eating an entire pizza. PGP.

I wish my boss had more vacation time. PGP.

Getting an email from Monster that today’s top match is your current job with your current company. PGP.

1: “The boss’ daughter is in my fitness class I guess.” 2: “Is she hot?” PGP.

I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.

I got a significantly different haircut today. Midday. No one noticed. PGP.