Kevin Duranted myself in the group chat. PGP.
“Are you the new intern?” PGP.
Missed my connecting flight and had to sleep in the Detroit Airport. PGP.
“You don’t look like the marrying type.” PGP.
I have no idea what I’m doing. PGP.
There aren’t nearly as many “illions” in my bank account as I thought there would be at this point in my life. PGP.
Used Groupon on a first date. PGPM
Only took them a month to get me a name placard. PGP.
I have got to stop drinking like I’m still in college. PGP.
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