A firm, yet very depressing sense of self-awareness. PGP.

Not needing to prioritize food before women because you’re too poor to afford a date, but just “rich” enough to buy a nice frozen pizza. PGP.

“What do you mean it didn’t save?” PGP.

Watching a series of heist and crime movies causing you to seriously consider becoming a professional criminal. PGP.

Me when I was 18: “I’ll be a billionaire by 25.” Me now: “I wonder if I’ll still be living at home by 25.” PGP.

Refusing to update your LinkedIn profile for fear that you may lose your job at any moment. PGP.

The Engineering Department has a 56-inch flat screen mounted on the wall in full view of everybody on their side. I am not in the Engineering Department. PGP.

My manager cut a hole in my cubicle wall so he could have “better lines of communication.” PGP.