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My mom posted a photo on Facebook that got 40 more like than I’ve ever gotten. PGP.
Promoted from an hourly to a salaried position. Celebrated my first week by working 23 hours of unpaid overtime. PGP.
“I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” – Charlie Brown. PGP.
“How’s work?” is my go-to pickup line. PGP.
Left to take a 20 minute dump at 9:32. Voicemail from manager at 9:33. PGP.
I don’t always fart in my cubicle, but when I do, it’s right before my manager stops by. PGP.
Taking the middle stall in the office bathroom to throw everyone else off. PGPM.
I drink less than I did in high school. PGP.
Can’t tell if I hate my life or just my job. PGP.
Strained my hamstring trying to block a bounce shot in beer pong. PGP.