Snuck beer onto a public beach where alcohol is prohibited, just to feel young again. PGP.
Gmail automatically marks the newsletter from my liquor store as “important.” PGP.
Can’t tell if Tinder is broken or if no women within a 10 mile radius are interested in having sex with me. PGP.
Thinking of getting back together with my ex for the Netflix password. PGP.
“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.
Started from the bottom, now I work in an office that is literally underground. PGP.
Drinking responsibly. PGP.
Undoing a week of responsible spending and dieting with a night of bar tabs and late night pizza. #PGP
Huffing whiteout in your cubicle. PGP.