Not necessarily pissed that I had to come in on a snow day, just that everybody else came in too. PGP.

Shamelessly farting at the gym. PGP.

Birthday dinner at Applebees. PGP.

When it’s not just the weird kids from high school anymore, but your actual friends getting engaged now. PGP.

Got birthday money. Bought new sheets with it. PGP.

One of my coworkers just took his laptop into the bathroom with him. PGP.

Telling the interns to work hard in school so they don’t have to work here after college. PGP.

7 a.m. is the new sleeping in. PGP.

I got invited to my ex-girlfriend’s wedding. PGP.

And I thought I was broke in college. PGP.