The hotel I’m staying at blocks “inappropriate” websites. PGP.

I’m the only one in the office that doesn’t play Clash of Clans. PGP.

My job required me to use a typewriter today. PGP.

Mondays are the Left Shark of the work week.

Meal replacement bars and shakes make up the base of my food pyramid. PGP.

I’m really going to be surprised if I make through the first 90 days of this job without getting fired. PGP.

I had cookie cake for dinner last night. PGP.

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Having to take your headphones out every time someone walks up to your desk. PGP.

The highlight of my day was watching Windows do an update. PGP.