The desperate search for decent talk radio when traveling for work.

“Please let me know if you have anymore questions!”

Finally have three years of work under my belt, so I can now apply for other entry level jobs that required 3-5 years of experience. PGP.

Should’ve stayed the fuck home. PGP.

Wednesday, you son of a bitch. PGP.

Binge eating coworkers’ kid’s halloween candy. PGP.

Considering putting a “13.1” bumper sticker on your car just so people think you do more than eat pizza. PGP.

Walked in 30 minutes late without calling for the first time. Ran into my boss on the elevator. PGP.