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I hope this is a post, post grad problem for me. Pretty funny article though.
And Knox, while we’re at it. Anyone else think that his comeback for one article after his whereabouts were questioned was a little odd?
Your username.
I read this title and my first thought was how much I despise group texts.
Maybe it’s because I’m two IPA’s deep but both of those were semi-funny until the last two lines, and then I lost my shit. So funny
I was just logging on to update that 8K l after seeing this on the news. I don’t know if I’m pissed people are that fucking stupid or impressed.
“You realize you’re drawn to red wine for the kind of comfort not even human touch can provide.” Pure gold hahah
I don’t know what it would take to get the audio to this, but I’d do it.
I still have to buy booze for parties for the TWO siblings left at Mizzou.
I can’t even work out that much during normal weeks, let alone weeks like this. Respect.
Why is the Queen of England the opening photo for this? hahah
I was just going to comment that. I will die with long hair.