I only ever get super liked by accident. PGP.

Recognizing people across multiple online dating sites. PGP.

Saw my sister on Tinder. PGP.

The local strip club just followed me on Twitter. PGP.

The intern has a bigger work space than me. PGP.

Got to try out some new cleaning products over the weekend.

The interns think I’m cool.

She wanted a date. I invited her to a networking event instead.

She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

“Why don’t these numbers match?”