Not telling your parents you got promoted because you’re scared they’ll stop giving you money. PGP.
Wednesday: Finally feel recovered from the weekend. Thursday: Happy hour. PGP.
Someone asking “What did you get?” every single time you come back from lunch. PGP.
Bit by bit, my boss is eating all the snacks I keep at my desk. PGP.
Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.
Turning up the volume on your headphones ever so slightly when “Turn Down For What” comes on your Spotify. PGP.
Engaging in an all day “thermostat battle” with an unknown coworker. PGP.
“Start writing down goals” is the only goal you’ve written down so far. PGP.