Being legitimately concerned with what mortgage rates are. PGP.
Your company finally hiring attractive women right after you get a girlfriend. PGP.
Paying off office gambling debts with Adderall. PGP.
Actively avoiding the guy practicing his golf swing at the office. PGP.
The most attractive girls at the office are always the summer interns. PGP.
“Hey Dad, I’m coming home today” “Why?” PGP.
Lunch errands ruining your favorite time of day. PGP.
My boss made me do pushups for screwing up. PGP.