Did you get the bracket invite? PGP

Using your parents’ Amazon Prime account to order their Christmas presents. PGP.

Just got really jealous of a baby in a grocery cart. PGP.

My desk chair was taken away to use in a meeting. I had to stand all morning. I have a broken foot. PGP.

Went on a date with a guy. His dad added me on LinkedIn. PGP.

Bonded with a coworker about how we’re both going to Frozen on Ice. He’s taking his 6 year old. I’m going with my mom. PGP.

I used to hate it when my mom packed me NutriGrain bars for lunch. I would almost kill for one right now. PGP.

Got a flu shot because the company paid me $20 for it. PGP.

I’ve been here for nine months and still can’t figure out how to use the landline. PGP.

When people in the office go “out” to lunch, they get a dollar menu item from a fast food joint. PGP.