Keeping a Facebook account exclusively for making myself feel a little better by looking at how my high school classmates turned out. PGP.
Dress shirt + Sun burn = PGP.
I caught some prime-time network TV. And I liked it. PGP
“You think if I fake my death I can get out of paying back my loans?” PGP.
Naively thinking that college was the end of all-nighters. PGP.
Google is the only one outside of those with familial obligations that wished me a happy birthday. PGP.
One roommate is a car salesman and the other is a server. Both make more than I do, and I have an engineering degree. PGP.
Monday I started P90X. Tuesday I finished a large pizza. PGP.
Retail therapy occurs exclusively in the clearance section. PGP.