Has Steely Dan always been this good, or am I just turning into my dad? PGP.
My only regret from college is that I didn’t appreciate my hair when I still had the chance. PGP.
I’m starting to get concerned that I may actually burn out my “Low Fuel” lightbulb. PGP.
The only PEDs I’ve been accused of taking are coffee and Metamucil. PGP.
I have to poop, and there’s a traffic jam. PGP.
The realization that you’ve become a lot less like Blake or Adam and a lot more like Ders. PGP.