250 hours of PTO and nowhere to go. PGP.
I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like anyone I work with. PGP.
I have way too much in common with Peter Gibbons for only being 23. PGP.
Choosing to work optional overtime on Saturday, not because I need the money, but because I need more stuff to do on the weekend. PGP.
Laundry has become the new homework. Why can’t it just do itself? PGP.