dpbmadtown

Member Since 05/01/2014

I feel like I’m Leonardo DiCaprio from Catch Me If You Can. Every day I go to my new job, dressing and acting like I belong, and wondering when they’ll figure out I don’t know shit. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Getting stuck in the elevator for a few hours wouldn’t be such a bad thing. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

At first I was optimistic. I soon became realistic, then indifferent, then apathetic. I’m beyond that now. There may be a word for it but I don’t care enough to look it up. PGP.

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My manager signs me up for meetings she doesn’t want to attend. I have no idea what the hell these meetings are about. PGP.

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Coworker signed an email with “Have a productive day!” and I just wanted to respond “Go fuck yourself!” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

1: “When is the next three day weekend?” 2: “Late May.” 1: “Shit.” PGP.

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1: “Let’s circle back and touch base on Monday to get these deliverables in to the client by COB. Can you set up a conference call?” 2: “Fuck you.” PGP.

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“Late night, come home. Work sucks, I know.” PGP.

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Leaving your voicemail full so you don’t have to call people back. PGP.

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Leaving the last bit of your lunch unfinished and in front of you so when coworkers come over to talk they think they’re interrupting. PGP.

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