I can’t remember the last time I smiled a genuine smile. PGP.

That one coworker who acts like the office mother. PGP.

1: “It’s supposed to rain tomorrow.” 2: “Yeah, but we really need it.” PGP.

1: “Hey! How are you?” 2. “Good. Nice weather, huh?” 1: “Yep!” 2: “Cool, bye.” PGP.

Don’t trust anyone who can take a work dump in less than 8 minutes. PGP.

Coming out of a meeting with a new title, more responsibility, and the exact same pay. PGP.

When the candy drawer is the only thing getting you through the day. PGP.

Realizing the warm summer weather will have almost no impact on your daily life. PGP.

Instinctively opening a new browser tab each time you hear someone walking your way. PGP.

Changing girls as often as your underwear. TFM. Changing girls as often as your oil. PGP.