Hearing friends’ salaries and knowing I picked the wrong major. PGP.

My favorite podcasters are on vacation and now I don’t know how to work. PGP.

A person’s college debt playing a significant factor in whether or not you continue seeing them. PGP.

The most rebellious thing I have done lately was change my company computer’s wallpaper. PGP.

Now I know what my parents were talking about. PGP.

My downstairs neighbor moved and took the wi-fi with them. PGP.

My life is one part “The Office,” two parts “Office Space,” zero parts funny. PGP.

When I feel too lazy to work, I’ll answer all the SportsNation polls to look like I’m busy. PGP.

I got a job in my college town. So now when I’m out, I’m referred to as “that old guy.” PGP.

It used to be “No new friends” because I didn’t want any. Now it’s “no new friends” because I can’t make any. PGP.