A 23-year-old just won the World Cup for his country. All I’ve done for mine is pay taxes. PGP.

Lowering your desired salary with each passing interview. PGP.

Contemplating how much longer you can really last at your job during every Monday morning staff meeting. PGP.

Considering rubbing one out in the office bathroom just to pass the time. PGP.

“Afternoon Delight” now refers to a post-lunch BM. PGP.

Your boss questioning decisions that they instructed you to make. PGP.

Forgot to put on deodorant this morning. Had to train a hot new intern. She was repulsed by me. PGP.

Jared Leto visited our office for some reason today. Almost asked him if he’s still handling the Fisher account. PGP.

I’ve forecasted the potato salad kickstarter campaign to raise more money in this month than I what I’m going to earn over the next two years. PGP.

Letting your significant other meet your parents so you can go on a date for free. PGP.