Parking furthest away from the door knowing it’ll be the most exercise you get all day. PGP.

Won $2000 in the casino. Used all of it to pay my credit card bill. PGP.

Realizing you’d rather start at the bottom somewhere else than advance within your current organization. PGP.

College girls think I’m too told. Girls I meet out think I’m too young. PGP.

I’m the only person in my office that didn’t take an extra day for the 4th. PGP.

Labor Day can’t come soon enough. PGP.

Thinking to yourself “…there’s no way this can be right,” when your bank account hits four digits. PGP.

My Windows password currently has “Natty Light” incorporated in it. PGP.

Participating in the company blood drive only to duck out of work for a few hours. PGP.

Been tired since 2009. PGP.