“at least it was good interview practice”. PGP.

Won $2000 in the casino. Used all of it to pay my credit card bill. PGP.

My only Tinder match in the past week ended up blocking me. I didn’t even say hi. PGP.

Checking your bank account before buying an app. PGP.

Using the Snapchat caption to cover your newly-formed double chin. PGP.