Just ate a Krispy Kreme left over from Friday. PGP.
Just overheard my boss say, “I can still do a keg stand.” PGP.
The need to scrub the bar stamp off my hand was my only motivation for getting in the shower this morning. PGP.
Three office birthdays in the past month. I’ve gained six pounds. PGP.
My Windows password currently has “Natty Light” incorporated in it. PGP.
That blissful couple of hours on payday when you have 4 digits in your checking account, before all the bills and rent come out. PGP.