My Google Chrome Top 8 homepage acting as my morning to-do list. PGP.

Considering Kirkland Signature as a viable clothing option. PGP.

I’m six weeks late…to get my oil changed. PGP.

Your most positive thought of the day being, “Maybe today won’t suck that bad.” PGP.

Understanding what the “Friends” theme song was all about more and more every single day of my life. PGP.

Too young to know better. Old enough to have to give a damn. PGP.

Celebrating with a new pair of shoes after a successful week of dieting. Now I can’t afford groceries next week, and the cycle continues.

I’m seriously considering moving in with a girl I’m not that interested in just so I can save 50% on rent. PGP.

According to my calculations, it will at least two years until I can afford 2-ply toilet paper. PGP.

If Sallie Mae was a real person, I’d hunt her down and punch her in the fucking face. PGP.