Celebrating with a new pair of shoes after a successful week of dieting. Now I can’t afford groceries next week, and the cycle continues.

Adulthood: college’s ultimate hangover. PGP.

Pulling muscles you didn’t know you had. PGP.

Already stressing about the imminent hangover 48 hours before I start drinking.

Happy hour induced drive of shame the next morning before work.

The panic you feel when your boss asks, “So what have you been working on?” PGP.