I stayed late and nobody noticed. PGP.

The piece of shit that made popcorn for an afternoon snack. PGP.

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

The guy who still wants to talk about Tebow. PGP.

Being too inexperienced for entry level jobs. PGP.

I think I can have my credit card paid off in the next two or three months. PGP.