The realization that money does, in fact, buy happiness, and you have none. PGP.

The sickening feeling you get from the sight of the “low fuel” light in your car. PGP.

Bringing your legal pad to a meeting, and not taking a single note. PGP.

I’m drunk in my LinkedIn picture. PGP.

Having your first “Shit I’m going to get fired” moment. PGP.

Using a calculator for extremely basic math. PGP.

Forgetting to take your cellphone to the bathroom. PGP.

Attractive women not working in your industry. PGP.

It’s 1:30 and I haven’t really done anything today. PGP.

Actually drinking eight glasses of water per day, so you can spend more time in the restroom. PGP.