She’s office hot. PGP.

White rice or brown rice? Black beans or pinto beans? Steak or chicken? PGP.

Not having the balls to online date, so instead you merely online flirt. PGP.

Waiting to get a haircut until your next paycheck. PGP.

My boss types with two fingers. PGP.

Being in at least four fantasy football leagues because that is all you have to look forward to. PGP.

Married coworkers telling you to never get married. PGP.

Sweating through your dress shirt within 10 seconds of going outside. PGP.

The overwhelming satisfaction you get when you see people you went to high school with doing much worse in life than you. PGP.

Switching off between different routes to the bathroom so no one realizes how much time you spend in it. PGP.