Working an event for your company at the local career fair and bringing your resume along to pass to other companies. PGP.

Getting a phone call telling you to be on the lookout for an email. PGP.

An unexpected bill side-lining your plans for the entire month. PGP.

Trying to figure out how to make a Lunchables pizza, 2 cans of SpaghettiOs and meatballs, and some shredded cheese last me until payday. PGP.

There’s a guy having an incredibly audible conversation with his wife in a bathroom stall while the guy in the stall next to him is just destroying the toilet. PGP.

Masturbating out of boredom. PGP.

A bad day on the golf course is better than a good day at the office. PGP.

1: “How are you this morning? 2: “I’m here.” PGP.

Living paycheck to paycheck no matter how many raises you get. PGP.

Talking about the bar at work, talking about work at the bar. PGP.