My undergrad friends think I’m boring, and my postgrad friends think I’m immature. PGP.

I spent a total of about 53 seconds outside today. PGP.

Going to a cousin’s wedding and being told, “You’re next!” by every family member there. PGP.

I don’t know what I want to do with the rest of my life. PGP.

Sitting down in the shower. PGP.

1: “Jeff’s wife just died” 2: “Who’s Jeff?” PGP.

Getting shin splints from stop-and-go traffic. PGP.

Identifying with George Costanza. PGP.

Still being hungover from Saturday night at your Monday morning meeting. PGP.

Coming home to eat leftovers on your couch in your underwear and watch Netflix. PGP.