Envying the coworker that got fired this morning. PGP.

Every single printer in the office is “low on ink.” PGP.

Friday is a walk through, helmets and shorts. PGP.

The office 10 is an everywhere else 6. PGP.

1:”Hows it going” 2:”Just livin’ the dream.” PGP.

I don’t know if I’m terrible at budgeting or if I’m just not making enough money. PGP.

I’m just here for the paycheck. PGP.

Would still rather be in PR for the Clippers. PGP.

My ex-girlfriend changed her Netflix password. PGP.

I swear this is my last time downloading Tinder. PGP.