Doing a phone interview from the parking lot of your current employer. PGP.

“Sort by price: low – high”

I can’t imagine how tired I’d be if I actually worked 40 hours. PGP.

Looking forward to turning 25 because your insurance rates go down. PGP.

Office productivity falling by at least 75% when the boss doesn’t come in. PGP.

Being subjected to sitting in the one chair that squeaks in the conference room during a meeting. PGP.

Getting a call for an interview, but having no clue what it’s for because you’ve applied to so many jobs. PGP.

Just learned I have to carry a separate business iPhone, making me look like the biggest douche of all-time. PGP.

“When’s our next paid holiday?” PGP.

Praying there’s a hot secretary when you drop something off at another company’s office. PGP.