“College me” would beat the shit out of “post grad me.” PGP.

Every time my boss gives me something to do I think “Why the fuck couldn’t you do this yourself?” PGP.

My resume still shows the part time job I had in high school. PGP.

Wishing your coworkers were hotter. PGP.

Driving to work in the dark, driving home in the dark. PGP.

The later the lunch, the shorter the afternoon. PGP.

That feeling when you know you’re the first one to sit on a clean toilet in the morning. PGP.

The vultures that emerge from their hell holes when someone sends a mass email advertising leftovers in the break room. PGP.

Showing up to work at 8:00, but not starting work till 10:00. PGP.

Bringing a notepad to a meeting with zero intention of taking notes. PGP.