Having to remind yourself that you’re still young. PGP.

“Hey, did you get that thing I sent you?” PGP.

Best dressed in the office, shittiest car in the lot. PGP.

Forgetting to attach the file that your email explicitly states is attached. PGP.

The customer is never right. PGP.

I’ve been actively picking my nose at my desk for twenty minutes. PGP.

That moment of panic before checking your bank account. PGP.

They still haven’t approved my vacation time. PGP.

Repeatedly explaining basic Microsoft Office commands to older coworkers. PGP.

Oh, so this is what being poor feels like. PGP.