“Please don’t talk to me. Please don’t talk to me. Please don’t talk to me.” PGP.

The weather is pretty average so there’s not much to talk about with most of the office. PGP.

My boss started adding a question mark to his usual “See you Monday” farewell before the weekend. PGP.

Really thought I’d be making more money at this age. PGP.

Bring your child to work day is the best birth control. PGP.

Using your current employer’s printer and scanner to send out your signed offer letter. PGP.

Can’t remember the last time I bought Gatorade for a sports-related reason. PGP.

After getting your first house, the most exciting purchases you make are a grill and lawn mower. PGP.

Giving yourself a pep talk in the parking lot, trying to get motivated to enter the building. PGP.

Finishing your work well in advance of when it’s due, but only handing it in slightly early to avoid being given more work. PGP.