Having a draft of your resignation ready in your email. PGP.
Its 2pm. The hot chick should walk by any minute
Seeing into the future when having a weekly meeting with your 27-year-old, burnt out manager. PGP.
I hear the new system is gonna make everything better. PGP.
They still haven’t approved my vacation time. PGP.
30-minute lunch being a 10-minute lunch if you’re buying food. PGP.
Praying for a system failure. PGP.
Asking clients in other cities how the weather is over there. PGP.