Scott works long hours hours to afford his future wife's spending habits. Whatever is left over, goes towards his happy hour bills, Publix subs and greens fees.

Member Since 01/09/2014

Anyone that uses “Ninja” as a title on LinkedIn. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Working for a company that doesn’t have “summer Fridays.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Literally destroying your desk, apartment and car to find all this months receipts for your expense report. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

You know it’s going to be a long day when your phone dies before lunch. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Purposely scheduling flights that do not have wifi on them for business trips.

Post Grad Problems

Being subjected to sitting in the one chair that squeaks in the conference room during a meeting. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Happy 10th Birthday, Facebook

How Catholic School Prepared Me For the Real World

This is seriously depressing.

The Slow Death Of A Cubicle Life

To the asshole who bought six rounds of Fireball at happy hour last night, you wre-e-e-cked me.

“Fireball” Is The Best “Wrecking Ball” Parody Yet