Anyone that uses “Ninja” as a title on LinkedIn. PGP.
Working for a company that doesn’t have “summer Fridays.” PGP.
Literally destroying your desk, apartment and car to find all this months receipts for your expense report. PGP.
You know it’s going to be a long day when your phone dies before lunch. PGP.
Purposely scheduling flights that do not have wifi on them for business trips.
Being subjected to sitting in the one chair that squeaks in the conference room during a meeting. PGP.
This is seriously depressing.
To the asshole who bought six rounds of Fireball at happy hour last night, you wre-e-e-cked me.