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Going on a “day date” at the zoo instead of tailgating. PGP.
Someone shared “12 things you never knew you could put in the dishwasher” on Facebook. I don’t have a dishwasher. PGP.
“They make chicken that doesn’t come in a can?” PGP.
Responding with “Let’s not play pass the blame here, okay?” when someone asks you a simple question in a conference call. PGP.
Leaving your voicemail full so you don’t have to call people back. PGP.
Trying to figure out how to make a Lunchables pizza, 2 cans of SpaghettiOs and meatballs, and some shredded cheese last me until payday. PGP.
Adderall and Celexa by day, Ambien and Valum by night. PGP.
Calling 1-800 talk dirty numbers from your coworker’s phone when he steps out for lunch. PGP.