No Hats In The Office

25 year old that realized life is hard and he would really just rather spend time camping, biking, and other outdoor activities but unfortunately these things cost money so he has to have a job to finance them but also learned that the job takes up too much time and keeps him from doing these activities

Member Since 06/07/2013

“We’re sorry, but AT&T U-Verse is not available in your area.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Had to fly home for my parent’s anniversary. Guess I’m not eating next month.

Post Grad Problems

Coworkers thinking you have a hickey on your neck when in actuality it’s just a rash from the collar of your shirt. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

The weird look I got from my boss when he told me congrats on a big sell and my response was “Just bout that action, boss.” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Some guy just got up in the middle of the cubicle aisle and started doing jumping jacks. No one even flinched. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

It should be a felony to clip your nails at work. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Customers that always seem to call at exactly 4:45 on Friday. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

“Is that the only fucking song you know how to whistle!?” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Performance review is just a fancy term for “Why the hell shouldn’t we fire you?” PGP.

Post Grad Problems

My rolled up sleeves say I’m working hard. My blank computer screen says my sleeves are full of shit. PGP.

Post Grad Problems