Too young to know better. Old enough to have to give a damn. PGP.

The last time the World Cup was on I was drunk in college. Now, I’m hungover in a cubicle. PGP.

1: “I have a case of the Mondays.” 2: “No, you have that every single day.” PGP.

My manager signs me up for meetings she doesn’t want to attend. I have no idea what the hell these meetings are about. PGP.

Working from home = PlayStation 4 + ensuring communicator is always green. PGP.

Never having anything positive to say when asked, “How are you doing?” PGP.

Gray hairs sprouting like weeds due to stress, conference calls, and the same cubicle for the last 5 years. PGP.

The office hot chick immediately going from an 8 to a 2 at a public happy hour…

Proof reading an email several times, clicking send, then rereading and catching a spelling or grammatical error. PGP.