Went from still drunk to hung over in the same meeting this morning. PGP.
Not only have my friends been getting married, but now some of them are getting divorced. PGP.
The people who say “see you next year” today, when they know you will see them tomorrow. PGP.
Probably gonna miss the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show tonight because it comes on too late. PGP.
Getting so bored at work that you actually do work. PGP.
Constantly needing to get your ducks in a row. PGP.
The office is my one escape from my A/C-less apartment. The office A/C broke today. PGP.
Having to lie to coworkers on Monday morning to make it seem like I had an exciting weekend. PGP.
I no longer understand the concept of “expendable income.” PGP.
Lowering your desired salary with each passing interview. PGP.