Having to ask a friend, “Would it be creepy if a date her if she’s hat young?”

I officially have life insurance. PGP

My condoms expired. PGP.

My doctor is making me take fish oil for high triglyceride levels. I’m 23. PGP.

“You’re getting paid with experience.” PGP.

I thought once I graduated, I would would be living like Jordan Belfort. I was tragically mistaken. PGP.

Purposely leaving your job off your Tinder profile. PGP.

I’m never quite sure if my boss is just joking with me or he actually thinks I’m an idiot. PGP.

The circular reasoning of, “I don’t go out because I don’t have any friends,” and, “I don’t have any friends because I don’t go out.” PGP.

Stuck between my office’s strict ” No dating in the workplace” policy and my inability to meet anyone outside of the workplace. PGP.