When my boss asked me about my New Year’s Resolution, I almost said “finding a new job.” PGP.

My mom still feels the need to make certain situations into life lessons. I am 26. PGP.

“It feels so weird to type ‘2018’.” PGP.

Coworker just told me I should hit on our FedEx delivery man. PGP.

“See you next year.” PGP.

Going out for lunch and your boss ends up at the same place. PGP.

My ex “likes” all my siblings’ posts on social media. PGP.

Matched with a coworker on a dating app during Christmas weekend. Today we’re the only two employees at work. PGP.

Not knowing the difference between a white elephant, gift exchange, and secret santa. PGP.