Director just made me print several hefty documents I initially emailed to her because she “doesn’t do emails.”

We’re the only couple in our friend group that’s not pregnant.

Tillerson getting canned on a business trip.

My friend’s dog has more Instagram followers than I do.

My computer screen is visible to the majority of the office.

Pretending to be busy to get out of actually being busy.

Realizing you’ve eaten your last six meals at your desk.

The CEO forgot to invite me to a meeting that our entire department was in attendance for. PGP.

Who knew there wasn’t any money in nonprofit work? PGP.