“Didn’t you wear that shirt on Monday?” PGP.

Already hating a new job I haven’t even started yet. PGP.

Coworkers that think it is socially acceptable to clip their fingernails at their desk. PGP.

Email stating the office will be closed included tips “to best enable working from home and limit business disruption.” PGP.

I just found out that my boss is being fired. I have to coordinate a meeting to deliver the news. PGP.

My bar application has asked me 5 separate times if I am married. Really rubbing my loneliness in. PGP.

Client call is running over and now I’m missing the cake in the break room celebrating a coworker’s wedding. PGP.

Team-wide argument is breaking out over email. PGP.

Got food poisoning on the second day of my honeymoon. PGP.

My 11-year-old cousin gets more Instagram likes than I do. PGP.