Some guy from another floor is washing his hair in our bathroom. PGP.

Received a firm-wide email from the CEO thanking everyone for their hard work this year along with a $100 electronic gift card to Amazon. It was an internal phishing test that was his idea. PGP.

Drawing your boss in the Secret Santa drawing. PGP.

My coworkers talked about their daughters’ basketball game for an entire hour this morning. PGP.

I pay more on taxes than I did on tuition. PGP.

First business trip: waiting in TSA longer than the flight itself. PGP.

The anxiety of not knowing my new boss’ internet policies. PGP.

Sometimes I just sit in the bathroom and think about life. PGP.

Taking a PTO day and waking up with 70 emails in my inbox. PGP.

“Get in here! We’re drawing for Secret Santa!” PGP.