Directing someone to your boss only to have him put it right back on your desk. PGP.

I had to miss work because I was sick and was actually upset by that fact. PGP.

I met my bf because I’m a recruiter and he was my candidate. My company rejected him. He’s my date for the company holiday party this month. PGP.

“Thought I’d come in early to catch up on some stuff.” PGP.

Traveling from a cold climate to a warm climate only to be stuck in a conference all day. PGP.

“How was your break?” “Too short!” PGP.

“So, are you dating anyone?” PGP.

My boss “borrowed” my phone charger. It has been over a month now and I am afraid to ask for it back. PGP.

I finally put in my 2 weeks notice. Making my transition plan is the most satisfying thing I’ve done at work in months. PGP.

Had to drive five hours for a training seminar because it was ten miles too short to fly. PGP.