Coworker has been on the phone all morning trying to ensure her dog can travel internationally with her.

Performance review season. PGP.

My ex “likes” all my siblings’ posts on social media. PGP.

I have to work the week between Christmas and New Year’s. PGP.

My boss just put in his two weeks notice. PGP.

My last three Tinder messages have been sponsored advertisements. PGP.

“How was your break?” “Too short!” PGP.

There is a flu shot debate raging in the office. PGP.

The dreaded warm toilet seat. PGP.

If I have to hear one more “were you really sick or just hungover?” joke I swear to god. PGP.