I’m the only one in my department with small monitors because IT maxed out their budget. PGP.

I reluctantly signed up for the company chili cook-off, got too invested in the competition and ended up losing. PGP.

Was playing around with my phone, took my sim card out and lost it. I leave for Europe tomorrow. PGP.

Getting legitimately excited to update your LinkedIn after accepting a new job. PGP.

Leaving the office the same time people are leaving the bars. PGP.

College grad, but still can’t put my fitted sheet on in the first try. PGP.

Upvoting your own comment on PGP. PGP.

I actually ran a pen out of ink before I lost it. PGP.

If my coworker can bring her screaming three year old into the office, why can’t I bring my dog? PGP.

Spending your weekend going to open houses in places that you wish you could afford. PGP.